There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards

Noel Coward was a charmer
As a writer he was Brahma
Velvet jackets and pyjamas
The Gay Divorce and other dramas

There ain't half been some clever bastards
Lucky bleeders
Lucky bleeders
There ain't half been some clever bastards

Van Gogh did some eye-ball pleasers
He must have been a pencil squeezer
He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer

There ain't half been some clever bastards
Lucky bleeders
Lucky bleeders
There ain't half been some clever bastards

Einstein can't be classed as witless
He claimed atoms were the littlest
When you did a bit of splittiness
Frightened everybody shitless

There ain't half been some clever bastards
Probably got help from their mum who had help from her mum
There ain't half been some clever bastards
Now that we've had some let's hope that there's lots more to come!

There ain't half been some clever bastards
Lucky bleeders
Lucky bleeders
There ain't half been some clever bastards

Okey dokey
Oh
Segovia
La da da da da da dee dee
Tick tum dain tick tum dain tick tee

There ain't half been some clever bastards
Lucky bleeders
Lucky bleeders
There ain't half been some clever bastards
Lucky bleeders
Lucky bleeders
There ain't half been some clever bastards
There ain't half been some clever bastards