Patience (So What?)

Patience {indecipherable}
You're the girl of my dreams
So what?
I've been making schemes
Till my poor head screams
So what?

I do difficult sums
And play the drums
Twiddle my thumbs
And find the crumbs
{indecipherable}
And I come from the slums
So what?

Honesty, too
I'll not meddle with you
So what?
Well, I'm {indecipherable}
{indecipherable} shoes
So what?

I got {indecipherable} clothes
And buttons and bows
Powder my nose
{indecipherable}
My {indecipherable} shoes
And my nylon hose
So what?

{indecipherable}
Wanna pinch your cheek
So what?
I got sex technique
Make your eye-balls squeak
So what?

Well, I don't conform
To the usual norm
Ladies get warm
When I perform
They all adore my uniform
So what?

{indecipherable}
Gonna get you away
So what?
You know one fine day
Gonna {indecipherable}
So what?

We lie on the rug
And cuddle up snug
Take a little tug
And give a little hug
{indecipherable}
I feel so smug
So what?

So what?
So what?
So what?...